Jackie Kennedy Onassis’s last partner just died at 95. He was only a month younger than she was.
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I think your sign has a typo, it says “Parking by Kermit Only”
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For 455 years, every pope was Italian, but no Italian pope ever tasted ciabatta bread
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Where did Mickey live before he met Minnie?
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George’s girlfriend ends things by claiming she and her teenage daughter have swapped bodies, like in Freaky Friday. George is so impressed by her deviousness to avoid a difficult conversation that he becomes obsessed with getting her back.
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Sherlock Holmes can solve burglaries, but do you know how to prevent them?
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Billy Idol and Avril Lavigne released a duet this year. It’s been 23 years since Avril’s debut single, “Complicated,” which came out only 21 years after Idol’s debut solo single, “Dancing with Myself”
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Why doesn’t the Horse Parliament ever pass any laws?
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Did a baseball player really get sunburned on his head?
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I told the funeral director he needed a new roof, but it wouldn’t be cheap.
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Phantom of the Opera began its Broadway run before Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was born. When it closed, she was a third-term member of the US Congress.
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“We cannot let Eagle Ed Martin send Will Stancil to a Salvadoran gang prison because he made fun of BigBalls broccoli hair”
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Why is “Betsy” transliterated with tet-samekh rather than tsadi?
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I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
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George enables eye-tracking controls on his iPhone and accidentally calls an ex. A foreign reporter DMs Jerry, but he assumes she’s a catfish. Kramer gives Elaine some candy for her movie date but fails to mention their THC content.
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Cartoonist William Steig donated drawings for an auction organized by Langston Hughes to benefit the Scottsboro Boys’ criminal defense. He lived long enough to see the computer-animated film Shrek, based on the character he created.
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George steps out of the checkout line to get a candy bar from the next one and isn’t allowed back in. Jerry’s mom makes lasagna for Thanksgiving. Peterman invites Elaine to his cabin, then makes her rake leaves. Kramer gets lost in Macy’s overnight.
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US Senator Chuck Grassley has been in elected office for the entire lifetime of Mike Pence and Kamala Harris. That’s more than 1/3 of the time since his state became a state in 1846.
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What’s the rationale for a separate memorandum of points and authorities?
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Kirby’s Dawgs have lost only ONE game vs. a team not currently in the SEC
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ELI5 how can we know if a probability forecast is wrong?
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