The Secrets of NERV

The Secrets of NERV

The Secrets of NERV

The Secrets of NERV

Mondays might make you wish for an Impact

Mondays might make you wish for an Impact

Let them be.

Commander Akagi Ch. 6 has officially dropped! Hope yall enjoy

I originally created this in case the funny ever happens. It seems fitting now. (Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!)

I Have Seen the Buttery Light, my Butters-in-Arms

Looking for an old fanfic

[WP] "Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking. We are currently experiencing turbulence, please ignore the cosmic anomaly on our left side."

[WP] In most of the galaxy wars are often just shows of strength with fighting as a last resort. As such weapons are designed to be elaborate and flashy. Turns out humans, whose weapons are built with efficiency in mind, have a different understanding of war.

[WP] God, with his infinite ability, has created all possible realities and dimensions, including one in which he does not exist. Existing in the godless reality, you're awoken in the middle of the night to find the Archangel Gabriel in your kitchen, fridge door open, chugging juice from the carton.

[WP] You have managed to survive the apocalypse for 10 years with other survivors and,you have bound together to rebuild human civilization. That is until you find out that every other continent was perfectly ok and knew about you.

[WP] Seeing how much the metagame has been dominated by humans, God decides to nerf them heavily in the new Earth update.

[WP] Space station crew reports a small impact with no hull breach. 30 minutes after the whole crew is seen to go into fetal positions, floating in 0 G. NASA soon discovers that they are synchonously whispering a countdown. 3 days, 4 h, 15 minutes left

[WP] Jesus walked on water. No one debates it was a miracle, but only you know the truth. Jesus was banned from aquatic civilizations after a crazy trip to Atlantis.

[WP] Mary has a little lamb, whose fleece is white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that sheep expanded its secret organized crime ring to protect her while she goes.

[WP] You become a conscious, nameless character in a comic book. You are determined to become friends with the main character so plot armor saves you from being a bystander.

[WP] You are a State Necromancer, employed to temporarily ressurect the dead so they may bear witness in court. But on rare occasions you are asked to perform another role: Permanantly ressurecting prisoners who were executed and then later pardoned. But "pardoned" doesnt always equate to "innocent"

[WP] You wake up in the middle of the night as the apocalypse starts. As you run outside to see the commotion you stumble across a stranger that tries to reassure you that you've got nothing to worry about as this is not the first apocalypse to have happened.

[WP] Yersteday you celebrated the passing of the year 1999 to 2000. Today you wake up, everything has changed and everything indicates the 1st of January 2020 as today's date.

[WP] Everyone on Earth suddenly feels compelled to blurt out the truth. Unfortunately, you’re a prominent defense attorney and have to be in court in an hour.

[WP] Those James Bond style death traps that villains use aren't made by the villains themselves. Death trap salespeople exist to sell all manner of bizarre, delayed reaction murder weapons. It is a slow day on the salesfloor, and the supervisor isn't watching...