Putting aside the huge queues of dribbling pensioners, wtf have they done to our flag?
His tongue is orange
Hercules moths are big
All that arse licking and treason and he didn’t even get an invitation
Only suckers support Farage
Traditional gun salute at the inauguration of America’s 45th President, January 2017
#FuckYouRussia
1969 booking fees for various acts (£1 = $2.40 in 1969)
He’s a patriot - just not of the UK
Why do the gammons hate our NHS
A Tory voter from a Labour constituency
It’s virtually impossible to find a good news story about Brexit, until..
"I am aware this is a dream: that instead of a Brexit, we will have a Breturn. Perhaps I am labouring under an illusion. But I'd rather be an optimist and harbour these dreams in my heart. Sometimes they come true in politics." - Donald Tusk.
It’s like Jimmy Saville visiting a Primary School
Elon’s skip-on-wheels isn’t road legal
“Oops do you think they’ll notice?”
Luton is so depressing
What quietly disappeared over the last 20 years in the UK, and no one noticed?
What's the best instant coffee brand?
For those who don’t follow Farage on social media, this is the sort of made up bollocks he writes to get the gammons sizzling
Polite penguin waits for humans to move before proceeding
Just a regular bloke fighting the woke establishment
Let’s play a game 😁 What city is Red?
There’s a distinct possibility that partial freedoms will be restored for our kids and the kids of our EU friends to come here. It’s a start
We must put Russia in a prison and build the walls high
