Everyone thinks that the cops in 'Home Alone' were lazy but nobody talks about how Kevin's Mother never said that it was a child that had accidently been left unattended, so to the cops, this was just some paranoid mother whose teenage kid was chilling safe at home

Petah, I'm virgin, what does this mean???

This is no time for celebration This is no time for shaking hands This is no time for backslapping This is no time for marching bands

His dad isn't even a king. Is this guy a poser?

I actually feel like Homer could be really good at some jobs, he's just in the completely wrong job for his personality/skillset

Is this real?

VP Elect JD Vance and wife arrive in DC with looks of disgust on their faces

If Americans lose their job do they immediately lose health insurance?

bands that sound like Spoon or Built to Spill?

What is your favourite use of sugar for comedic effect?

Are you still watching TV?

spaghetti and meatballs is way better than spaghetti bolognese

Why are Russia & Kazakhstan doing so well in terms of GDP (PPP) per capita?

Thrift shop. 2 bucks

jury duty question

Hey guys, here to help. I bought these grail shades to help keep that pesky sun’s rays from tickling my priceless sleeves. Together we can fight this menace ✊

Homeowners' Insurance Broker

What are some “critically” acclaimed rappers you can’t understand the hype behind?

What weird school assemblies did you have? Was there a Yo-Yo Guy?

casually playing a 500$ record on a 150$ turntable. 👍

Britney Spears filming Oops I Did It Again (2000)

Alice in Chains took $4.1MM meant for struggling music venues during Covid for themselves. None of it went to help their guitar tech who was diagnosed with cancer in 2022. They didn't even give to his Go Fund Me. Scumbags.

Best Female Fronted Bands of the 90’s? (Doesn’t have to be Grunge)

ELIC: Why is Trump's skin orange?

How famous was 2pac when he died?