Modern philosophers should get together and form a military force.
Is it common for native speakers to use subtitles for English media?
They asked the man who came back from the death: Was it scary there?
[SP] A flower has started to speak.
[WP] You were born with a strange condition, there is a black hole in your heart whose structure becomes unstable with every sad event. You recently had a challenge with your love and heard the sound of your heart breaking.
Describe your country in Detroit become human terms
[WP] In a boring world full of dragons, knights and magic, an avant-garde author writes about a fantasy world where there are four-wheeled wagons, smart screens and tax forms.
What would you do if you had an infinite number of monkeys and typewriters?
[WP] Your mission had been exposed. Your comrades had realized that you are the pilot who is supposed to drop an atomic bomb on the city where they are fighting. They stopped fighting and just want to talk to you through the radio.
A harmless schizo monster is hiding under my bed and it seems that he has fallen in love with me.
How can someone dare to say: I OWN THIS WAY OF THINKING!!
[CW] Make a poem regarding love using words that start with V (not all words have to, but 80-95% do)
[WP] You were an airport announcer for twenty years, and during that entire time, every day you announced the name of the person you met and fell in love with twenty years ago to come to your office.
The scary thing I just found out is that there's a dwarf clown living in the sewer pipes of my house.
Is it over for him? (1 month old)
either we kill you and upload your mind to an atomic computer and put your lifeless body in front of its webcam and you have to stare at your disintegrating body for centuries...
Did you arrest me for farting too much even though I didn't know fart in Swedish means speed?
The probability that I will write the entire works of Shakespeare from memory is one in a trillion!
I accepted the lobotomy only because I was told that afterwards I would be free from strange and imaginary friends like you.
Notice students, what happens when I pull the Zygomaticus major muscle.
The cab driver realized that the passengers she was picking up recently had strange ghost-like shapes
The only conflict worth fighting over
Athens? Boom
I finally got accepted to college
[WP] Before the war, you worked in a zoo and had a deep friendship with a lion. During the war, you had a deep feeling that you should protect the lion and start a long journey to return him to the plains of Tanzania.
