When did you realize that Man is one of the bad guys?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The strongest enemy in the game is just some guy with no connection to the plot
Am I doing this right?
Who would lose?
I don’t have it
Oof ouch my stones
Adult supervision
He could be any one of us
0 days since
What is ElderQu downloading? Is it top secret files? Is it Bone r34? or is it something more marvellous?
Why didn't Melon Man call fruit ninja for help? Is he stupid?
The jerk store called…
“It’ll be impossible for you to get away with this,” I said with my last breaths.
Characters that should’ve been dead after what they went through but were just fine afterwards
Favorite autistic character?
Who is your favorite “she did nothing wrong because she’s hot” character?
I need her
I saw something in passing in another Reddit post about “NJ drone” but dismissed it. Now I see this. Was there something in the news that I missed?
The words “don’t dead open inside” had been scratched onto the door.
I have lurked in The Aslume for a while. Ask me aslume questions and I’ll pretend I don’t know
Characters who bullshit their way into positions of power
