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I farted so much while on demo today

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My partner is quitting nicotine and he is acting like a jerk. I’m trying my best to be patient

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Customers bullying you while on demo

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Two plants one pot

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A place for calathea lovers to share all their favorite things about this beautiful species and to encourage and help one another make our special plants thrive.

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I’m tired of parenting my parent

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This neighborhood cat is trying so hard to get us to adopt him - we’ve named him Socks

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Customers eating in the store

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White princess

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My Q is my mother in law, who chose the week of my wedding to fall off the wagon

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Tired of nosey coworkers asking about your personal life? Tell them you have butt fungus.

Traumatizing those that traumatized you. Petty revenge, nuclear revenge, malicious compliance, FAFO, clever comebacks, matching their energy, no contact or just treating them they way they treated you.

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One of my guests sang a very offensive song during karaoke

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I just discovered my therapist is a trump supporter, she spent 15 min trying to convince me that Elon is doing good things for our country.

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Just discovered my supposedly sober MIL’s empty alcohol bottle stash, 3 days until my wedding

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I just realized that NONE of my dad’s family will be at my wedding :( 18 days away

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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Successfully released a stuck leaf, super satisfying (pics taken over 2 weeks)

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3 days in a row of forgetting my box cutter in my car and getting a new one.

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A guest we invited is unable to attend, so she’s offering her invitation to people we didn’t invite on purpose

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Artistic recreation of our TJ's back room layout. I have no idea who designed this. Show me a quick drawing of what yours looks like!

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How do I get my MIL to stop shopping at Safeway?

A place to post about your MIL or Mother who is just the *worst*. Come for support, come for advice, or just to vent and get it all out. That's what we're here for. Discussion often contains adult themes and language.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ my bad, bro

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For sentences never before written, found in the wild.

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I used Trader Joe’s Raisin Bran boxes instead of gift wrap

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Mom put my name on her Capital One credit card which is now 120 days past due, I just found this on my credit report, what do I do?

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So excited to see a new leaf coming in! First time owning a plant, what a fun feeling!

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A place for calathea lovers to share all their favorite things about this beautiful species and to encourage and help one another make our special plants thrive.

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Fiancé and I are drowning trying to help keep his mother from going homeless. She worked a few too many hours at her part time job, social security disability is claiming she owes $10k and has stopped her Widow’s benefits

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