That day was the scariest day for half of humanity.
To my horror, there was a knock at the door.
Satan's Urethra
That day became known as the scariest day for half of humanity.
To my horror, there was a knock at the door!
You know what they say, "if the shoe fits"...
My DND character became a warlock because he slept with a goddess.
I ask my friend "do you ever get the feeling somebody is going to come along and ruin everything?"
I cut myself shaving this morning
Something scary just tried to attack me from a storm drain.
I beat cancer.
“Sticks and stones may break your bones” they say
"All hail the jolly fat man" i said as i saw the reindeer fly above.
You know it's bad when you're trying to say something good about the person standing before you and you've got nothing.
I just watched the devil perform a reverse exorcism...
My friend constantly makes his butt talk like Ace Ventura.
Monsters in your closet was declared eliminated in the USA in 2020.
I finally defeated the dildo warrior to have sex with my girlfriend.
There mine now
My girlfriend said, "let's have sex".
Holy butt puckering pickle toes, I just witnessed the devil performing a reverse exorcism!
Oh no I hope this isn't a post with only one sentence.
I took my dog to the dog groomer.
home is where the heart is
My dad died, then my mom pied.
