“She thinks she has a tear in her uterine wall.”
Hey guys, been in a coma since August! How has the Wyatt Sicks epic long term story played out??
“Can either of you tell me where HickenBottom’s office is?”
“This doesn't represent me, so just don't AIR it!”
“I love Paul Laveck and the Double Double E.”
My wife Saraya has just broken up with her boyfriend.
Let me tell you a story about a double betrayal.
There is a spider spider spider 🎵
Feliz Navidad r/SCJerk
Hunter Heinrich Himmler: "When I found Joshi Wrestling uhh, it like changed my life uhh."
Imagine working for Tiny Khan for multiple years and still saying the Fed is your dream. SMH
Dave Mentia: “But he was stupid enough to hire me”
“I’m sorry Cody uhh, we’ve only got 2.5 hours uhh, there’s just not enough time for you to do a tribute to MLK tonight uhh.”
Let’s just keep it simple, let’s just start with our names.
The Fed sends their regards Dolph.
“Hi Cody, Kate from Fightful here, just wanted to ask what it’s like to win the overall performer of the year as a black champion??”
In this business uhh, I start rubbing your inner thigh as you do uhh. Moving closer to your panties uhh.
AEW has the best safety record, I believe, of any pro wrestling company in the world.
You must excuse me. I've grown quite weary.
So you’re saying you want more Death Riders?
My smelly Valentine 😍
Drew Galloway on Cancer man: “I went at him and went at him, I've done that with a couple of people, and they’ve got a boo boo face, but he didn't, he ate it like a man.” Pic unrelated.
Throwback to Kenneth making the best decision of his life.
We'll do black ones and yellow ones for the Asians.
Photos that aged well.