Bought the "Women fear me, fish love me: because I fuck the fish." shirt and waited months for it to come. There was a misprint and now I own a shirt that only says "BECAUSE I FUCK THE FISH" on the front.
Just recieved my Ghost 2.0 (love it) does everyone’s insert say this?
Made it to 99 agi
Why can’t I access 2200 skill world?
Chiefs finna eat good tonight
The dumpster at my apartment complex
I'm just a Pepsi boy
Wrestling moments in 2024 that had you like…?
WOOOOOOOO
You Can Go Back But No One Is There Anymore - Photo Credit u/OmicronGR
I don’t even have words
This Santa book for kids.
Was forced to give my little cousin my DSI when they came over after I got a 2DS for Christmas. 30 minutes later cousin says he doesn't want it anymore and returns it like this.
Just realized that my crooked Christmas tree, matches my crooked picture on the right….
Found a piece of rubber in my chocolate bar
Hawaiian Guitar is used to make the sounds from Spongebob
Seeing this feels... unsettling
Wow, a real life Cupid!
Someone stamped on my brand new desk mat.
This suggestive carrot I got from the store
CM Punk must meet Dominick Mysterio now!
Clouds Called Undulatus Asperatus, Spotted In Gorham, New Hampshire
I fear she’s evolved.
This Lego instruction is literally grab a single piece
What Jupiter Actually Looks Like if you Combine Every Wavelength of Light it Emits into One Image
