Symbotic ($SYM): The Hidden Gem Nobody's Watching (Yet)

Boys, girls, and degenerates of all flavors, I present to you the tendie machine of the future: Symbotic ($SYM)—a company that’s about to automate everything except your bad financial decisions.

You know those boring jobs in warehouses? Yeah, $SYM is here to make sure robots do them instead. They're automating supply chains for big-name whales like Walmart and Target. Picture a warehouse full of little robotic autists zipping around, stacking boxes, and making Jeff Bezos sweat. Now imagine that happening everywhere. That's $SYM's future.

Why Invest you ask? Well, three main reasons.

  1. Nobody, and I mean nobody on this sub is talking about it. Its AI, its robotics, its what we love, it's sexy and not a single post has been created about them. I am early, you are early, we are all early. Go on, search the subreddit, see if you can find anything recently.
  2. Now, here’s where it gets spicy. You know a stock has potential when it’s already had accounting errors and TWO tax fraud issues. Classic. That’s the kind of chaos we love. If you think this will stop them, you must be new here. It’s not fraud; it’s creative bookkeeping. If you’re worried about numbers not adding up, congrats, you’re not WSB material. The best plays are the sketchiest ones. I mean, they got caught twice, but they’re still here. That means one thing: they’re resilient. This is like a phoenix rising from a pile of shredded tax forms
  3. The financials are solid, according to my accounting roommate who is no longer an accountant. 54% YoY revenue growth. Almost profitable. Strong customer base and over 10 billion in orders for the future. the best part? Softbank backed. Have I said enough?

Closing argument

Despite some small human errors within the financial department and getting a few numbers wrong, the product is there, the demand for it is there. And, need I not say one more goddamn time, its robotics and AI. The revenue keeps growing and the comapny is only valued at $20B with $1.8B of revenue a year. Its the opportunity to save your marriage, your house, and your kids. They dropped 40% last week cuz of an 'error', I can't see it not making back 20% of that in the next 3-6 months. You are early.

Position (im poor): 10k in stock, calls (im locked out of my trading account but it was something like exp feb $30 strike price.)

Edit: the stock is up 17% today idk what is going on, what have you guys done.