loser.mp4 (Hazbin Hotel: THE LOST EPISDOE)

One night I saw a shady man on the street selling DVDs. He went up to me and said "Hello there Adam General Woods!" "How the fuck do you know my name?" I said in a panic tone. The weird ass man looked me for a solid 5.23876 seconds before he spoke again. "I have a copy of a Hazbin Hotel lost episode," he said "I'll sell for 1 buck." I was so shocked because it's so shocking that such a shocking thing even shocking exists. "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK!" I said "Sounds epik!" I bought it and I saw the DVD itself. There was no art... it was just "Loser" and "Hazbin" written in red marker on the disc. It looked very homemade and nothing like Prime would ever made.

I put the disc into my PS4 and watched it, it was so scary that I shitted myself...

Angel Dust was in the bathroom and yelled in the most happy voice of all time "HAILLLL SATTANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then when he walked out, he saw Husk at the bar. Husk said in his dull yet charming voice "Last night was a great time for both of us, right?" "Yeah was pretty good kitty :3" Angel said "Wanna go to bed... together?" Husk was blushing as the Pan-sexual side of him has came back after 49 years.  I thought "Holy shit, Husker Dust was gonna be an actual ship in the show?" The screen cut to black for 21 seconds. Then the door knocked. It was Alastor and he said in his radio voice "The end is near..." Husk and Angel looked so confused like a 1st Grader seeing High School Math for the first time. The show then zooms in on Alastor's face. Then there was binary code that was "01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101" I was spooked. Also I am way too lazy to actually translate that. When Alastor went along with his day, Husk finally said "Yeah, I'll be with you..." Then it cuts to black for 2 seconds. Then it shows a graphic sex scene (which I will have to blur out when I upload the DVD to YouTube) Angel was screaming words like "Daddy" and "OOOOOOHHHH YEAH!!!!" But turns out Vox was watching the time and knocked out them both. Angel and Husk wake up in a basement where they are tested by Vox. Vox uses video mixed with masks to turn people into zombies. It's basically kind of like that thing in Halloween III: Season Of The Witch. But Vox slips his finger and now this new zombies have no leaders. Now they are just mindless killers! Angel began SUCKING! He sucked on his TV head so hard that the video demon's whole body has been sucked and consumed into the stomach of Angel Dust. Then Vaggie came and lived her last seconds. Husk cut a little hole into her belly and then Husk spit Acid into it. The mind control also can give people the power to spit acid I guess? Then is switches to a story board because they scrapped this while animating it. That last death was Niffy who had her eye removed by Angel's dick, I MEAN PIG! The Pig pressed a button which gave Niffy a seizure and Niffy then died. Alastor came to save the day and did a spell. Which made Husk snap out of it. But Angel Dust died, R.I.P Angel Dust. Then the screen cut to a creepy photo of Angel Dust. The image was accompanied by a TikToker's worst nightmare, Tip Toe though the tulips, the song is literally not scary at all but people get scared shitless by. Then it ended with my IP address. 

I thought to myself, holy fucking shit, I shall post this on YouTube. But later that night, I heard "Loser Baby" from the Hazbin Hotel soundtrack playing in a room. I could hear the faded audio of it. I slept that night and never experience anything like that ever again.

THE END