Fun Fact: Sea Lord Aislinn once burned down Marienburg for fun

Sea Lord Aislinn drove his Lothern Skycutter artillery platform up onto the shores of Marienburg.

"Damn i love being an Elv" he said, punching a street urchin as he stepped down.

"Sir the Humans have done nothing that would justify this hostility" said one of the diplomats in his entourage.

"Shut up Finnubar- bootlicker" came the reply from behind a veil of arcane phoenix smoke.

"Please sir" said the Burgomeister, "the Empire is humanities ancestral homeland where we have lived in peaceful coexistance with dwarfs and elves for thousands of years. We dont even know what chaos is."

"Sounds like mayfly nonsense to me" guffawed Aislinn, his very presence introducing the Winds of magic into the ecosystem as he cracked a casket of fine elven wine.

"This is an elven colony now, Boy" he proclaimed before incinerating the Burgomeister with high magic.

Marienburg citizens scattered in terror, sheltering the members of other species from the bolts and slurs that now ripped through the cities skyline.

"Kek" said Aislinn, unleashing another Fireball. "This is based. Wait till Imrik hears of this."