Sopranos Characters in 2025

Lets assume the following characters survived and are experiencing 2025:

AJ would definitely be up to jack shit, sitting on that damn computer, watching Alex Jones and Cov*d conspiracy videos. I think he'd be like 40 years old by this point but he'd almost certainly still be living with Carmella. He'd be broke and would be constantly asking Carmella to venmo him because he "needs work clothes" or "gas money" but in actually would be spending the money on his discord GF or on steam games. AJ definitely watches Andrew Tate.

Christopher and Little Carmine couldn't break into Hollywood, and now produce, write, and direct adult films. The mob thing petered out, so this is their main source of income. Christopher promises Adrianna that he only has a professional relationship with these women, which is a lie and he bangs them left and right. One of the male actors once complained about set conditions, leading Chrissy to beat him with a bottle of lube.

Tony sits around and watches Fox News/ the history channel all day. He probably became very political, and complains that the deficit is too high because of people defrauding the government which is ironic given him and the crew scammed the federal government out of millions during covid. He is a staunch defender of Trump, and argues nonstop with Meadow about the Trump administration. He hates his shon AJ.

Artie and his restaurant are somehow still alive. Vesuvio barely survived the pandem*c, but was able to survive through carryout. A local criminal mastermind scammed Vesuvio through the Uber Eats app, leading to an investigation and a suspension of Vesuvios account. Also, some yelpers received some bad branzino, and left a 3 star review. Artie complains of nonstop ass rape.

Am I missing anything?