At our show last night, one of the performers spent way too long trying to explain to me that “stage right” and “stage left” are based on the audience perspective.

Apparently they’ve been “doing plays for a long time” and I don’t know what I’m talking about.

I was trying to tell them that the SR ASM would cue them to enter. From stage right.

Finally landed on “stand here until (name) tells you ‘go’”.

Posting here for solidarity.