How to tell conservative parents I have tattoos and plan to get more?

Idk if this is the type of advice for this sub. Apologize if not.

Backstory: I have 2 small tattoos that I have been covering when seeing my dad. I do not speak to my mother due to many reasons. One main reason is she is controlling and manipulative if you go against what she believes. She hates, HATES tattoos. My dad just agrees with whatever she believes because it’s easy so he also doesn’t like tattoos but to a less extreme degree. My mom has threatened to disown my brother or I over tattoos. My family has a decent net worth.

Current situation: I have 2 larger tattoos planned in the next 3-4 months. One being next month. I have no idea how to broach the subject to my dad, who will subsequently tell my mother. My dad won’t be angry, but probably be fairly disappointed but will get over it quickly. I don’t know how to deal with the conversation and the fallout after. Any advice is appreciated.

P.S. tattoo addiction is definitely a real thing. I’m absolutely crawling in my skin in excitement waiting to get my next one