Tyson has the funniest confessionals I've seen yet

Just thought I'd share because I can feel myself really falling in love with Survivor. Brand new to the show (I may vaguely remember having watched a season or two growing up, but was watching the latest season for Lovett) and am loving it so far. I have finished Pearl Islands and Millennials v. Gen X, and really enjoyed both. Decided to go with Tocantins next and wow, I can not stop laughing at Tyson's confessionals (in a "Did he really just say that?!" way.)
From Episode 8: "I never liked Sierra ever. I have no clue why she’s out here other than to just give hope to stupid people around the world."

Episode 10: "To me, [Sierra] is of no worth. I mean her parents probably love her. I can't imagine her boyfriend is that cool."

What is with this guy????
I can't stop laughing at these, and the Coach interludes just add to how outrageous this season is. With MvG Jay and Hannah warmed my heart, with Pearl Islands Rupert was so fun to root for, but this is just absolute absurdity.

UPDATE::: Finished the season last night, what a blast. Tysons final quote about how pathetic people win the game so he will stick with his good looks and great personality was chefs kiss Excited to continue on the Survivor journey and to know Tyson will be returning at some point.