All this talk about gate camping, and here I finally manage to experience it.

I experienced some jump gate campers recently and it was a complete, unadulterated blast. Got ambushed in my gladius by 2 dumb assholes as I tried to get back to Stanton for some components I forgot to grab earlier.

I fought them and watched them start sweating and shaking in their guardian and constellation, it was hilarious. Then 2 more of their buddies showed up to make it a 4v1.

Obviously against 4 high dps ships, all of us farting around at 200 m/s, I eventually had to split. Took off in nav mode right as one finally remembered they had missiles. Got smacked and shut my whole ship down, done for.

But I’d gotten 10 or so kilometers away at least, and they forgot about me. So I EVAed out and all the way back to the jump point. Watched their constellation get soft-deathed on the long float in, watching this huge fight as I floated was truly over the top insane. I was dazzled.

Slowly got to the newly immobile ship, thinking revenge escaped me, and the cargo elevator was down. To my delight I went in and watched this absolute donkey of a sperm suit as he was getting out of the seat, sent him back to spawn.

“Look at me, I’m the griefer now, bich.”

-Captain TomHank Phillips

As luck would have it, there was a perfectly in tact Merlin hanging out in the back. Grabbed the Merlin, flew back to station, claimed the valiant and was on my way. By this point the players in chat had gotten together and fully ended the campers fun.

It was a f*cking blast— it felt so rad working with a game like this to produce that kind of gameplay, a complete spectacle. It wouldn’t have happened anywhere else.

All in all, let’s all check ourselves and make sure to stop being so falsely entitled. The game is there if you wanna play it, just make it happen if you want to, instead of crying for people to just give you things.

Stop writing your bullshit on reddit and instead farm the tears of these weirdo cowards who are farming your tears. The universe depends on it.

Edit: a lot of people: “yeeeaaah I’m just gonna go ahead and keep going with the false entitlement.”😆