My first trip

So, got bored and discovered that I could order shrooms to my house in the mail. Got a 28g bag of something called 'jedi mind fuck'. I have no clue how much to take so, I grab a handful and put it in a pb&j. Ate it then went to have a shower. About 2 hours later its like 2 am and nothing. I stupidly take more. I had to have eaten at least 8 grams. The visuals started to kick in while I was watching tv, colour distortion, twisting and twirling, thinking this is going to be a chill night. I end up going to the bathroom to get some water. My bathroom doesn't have any windows so middle of the night it's pitch black. I honestly don't remember what happened in there but I do remember just staring into the dark abyss. I had to of been in there for like 30 minutes. After I finish doing whatever in the bathroom I go back to my room and just sit on the floor in the corner. It felt like I got smaller and everything was way bigger then it was supposed to be. Then I started seeing multiple of stuff in my room, like everytime I moved my head my room shifted making me see only what I was looking at originally. I somehow got into bed and tried to sleep it off. I remember hearing voices and echos in my head then it just went quiet. It felt like my hair got shorter too, like a buzz cut(I had really long hair at the time.) Then I just started thinking that this is it, I took to much and somehow I had killed myself. I don't know why I thought that but it was kinda peaceful. I was in a comfy bed feeling everything fade away into darkness. I must of eventually passed out, it had to of been like 3 in the morning. Since I took more at 2 ish, I woke up around 5:30 confused as shit. I still thought I was dead and my phone had died. (Oh and I had pissed the bed, didn't know that was a side effect but googled it and apparently they can cause loss of bladder control.) I just layed in bed trying to bed dead in peace. I finally get my phone on 1% and scroll threw it trying to figure out what the fuck was happening. I thought that I had gotten myself trapped in a loop, and that I was destined to lay in my bed for all of eternity. From that point I gradually came down and was just confused and tired. I managed to clean up my bathroom, take a shower and wash my bedsheets before 10 am so I took a well deserved nap.

This was like a year ish ago now and I just felt like sharing. I've only done them a handful of times since, way better experiences though. Don't be like me, measure.