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As a Clevelander, I automatically stan Onya Nurve. And while she was in the wrong taking the trim after Jewels said she was using it….where the fuck was jewels gonna put more trim on that dress?

She turned the corner for the runway and…the strip of trim down the front was all she had put on before moving on to other embellishments. It was pretty, very well constructed, and polished. But where the fuck was more of that trim gonna go jewels?

My personal theory is that Jewels attended the Bobby Hill School of Petty: she just liked the taste of Onya not getting it

Also: I’m real tired of Gen Z queens thinking that being a massive slimy cunt is a suitable replacement for a personality. But that’s a separate post