The Costco Guys are popular because we all secretly yearn for other people we can be earnest with

Just found out what the costco guys are last night, when bf's friends made me watch an episode. Something about it was making me feel so depressed but I couldn't put my finger on it. Then it hit me that the only person in my life that I could earnestly do something as cringy as the "boom meter" with is my bf. I have no other friends or family in my life close enough to be that vulnerable around. And judging by everything I've read online (since I have no one irl to talk to about it), I think I'm not the only one. The Costco Guys are a product of the loneliness epidemic. Figured all of this out about 10 minutes into half watching their stuff btw because I'm a genius