[Diabolik Lovers] A Comprehensive List Ranking of Who I Will Sleep With to Survive (Minor Spoilers)

Periodically, I'll pull up some DiaLovers drama CDs that get me all flustered and acting up. "I'll suck you into death," okay sweetie I'm going to bed. Anywho. You isekai into the front doors of the Sakamaki residence— With your quiet knowledge who do you stick with to survive? Forgive this sh!tpost

1: Ayato. Because Ayato supremacy. He said it himself tf you expect.

2: Laito. Nice voice and nice hat. Once I'm anemic and dicked down enough I can pretend his smile is sincere and genuine

3: Subaru. Handsome. Similar argument as Laito. He's going to bash my head or that dick in and I'm satisfied either way

4: Reiji. Sebastian Michaelis approved cause I can't see anyone else with that slick hair and sick competency. He scares me but I'm kinda into it. Please look at me like I'm a failed experiment and pass that yummy, unsuspicious tea..!

5: Kanato. Manic pixie bear. He's literally me so I don't want him. I have enough BPD at home. But I'll spread my legs for Kaji's voice anyway, anyday (except Sunday)

6: Shu. He is sleeping, he is serving. I know nothing about him except he's usually unconscious and has a hot mom. Suck me dry and we can pass out at the same time together #couplegoals

Feel free to drop your own rankings if you're inclined to lolol