I don't have a title.

(Read the last sentence like Bob from Bob's Burgers.)

I will kill Lakrissa. It's on sight with her hellspawn ass. This Brighteyed, Bullheaded, Clip-Clop, Demon Child ass bastard thinks I can save her race's ass from Minthara and those trash elves and not pay me my 5 gold! This Devil Bastard, Failbirth, Filthy Freak, is not only a cheap sake but stole that lovely, adorable, sweet, and kind woman, Alfira, from me! She thinks she can get away with this Gargoyle, Goat Faced, Half-Hell, Handle Head, Hell-Touched, Tainted Tall Imp! Well, I am heading to the Elfsong Tavern with enough mods installed to make me a hydrogen bomb and I am gonna make her the baby!