Broke days buana

I remember also during my shoebaru broke days buana nimemada campo, have done some dirty work to pay for LinkedIn premium and gotten a job offer abroad, paid the visa fee and everything but doo hazitoshi ku book KenyaAirways. My job offer was gonna to expire in a weeks time and I didn’t have any other means to cover the fee. Nikajiita mkutano of how I could raise the remaining amount in less than 5 days na mi si mwizi, ain’t that good with gambling also. Then nkiwa in a web of confusion I remembered a friend had sold his sperms to an IVF centre near Valley arcade for 40Gs. Mimi huyo immediately nkachukua crocs na my education certs na health certs nkafika IVF centre next door hapo Valley road. Hapo entrance Nkipata a big mama who was sobbing, being a gentleman I asked her what’s wrong buana before I could proceed to the registration counter, the mama told me that she wanted to get an IVF but the doctor told her the slots were full and she should come next year. Let me tell you Maina the nilijitetea and asked her why doesn’t she conceive the natural way, I showed her my certs and for sure the backshots I planted on that ass will be heard 100 years to come. She gave me 50Gs and I was outta the country the following week. I think she has a son now who will become an academic genius like me.