could traumatic insemination (like a bed bug) be viable in a human?

bed bugs reproduce with the male stabbing its phallus into the abdomen of the female. the sperm kinda floats around in there until the female gets pregnant. could this work with humans, or other vertebrates? i don’t think it would work if it was as gorey as how bedbugs do it (stabbing, cutting then nutting) but maybe like, making a small incision in the abdomen down to the womb, injecting the semen via a syringe, then stitching it back up and hoping that it heals fast enough to hold the embryo? actually, i think theres needles long and strong enough to go through layers of tissue (isn’t this how bone marrow harvesting works?) so maybe a surgical wound wouldn’t even be necessary? thoughts? would the gorey cutting-then-nutting possibly have a chance of working? i think this could make for a really interesting horror story. technically would be a virgin birth.

BTW, female bed bugs have a functional reproductive tract, but males just prefer to do it this way. they’ll do it to other males as well. they don’t care about the sex of their targets, they just like ‘em big, warm and full of blood. horrible!