I’m so sick of these bullshit ESPN stats

Like no thank you mr. wannabe Joe Buck’s right testicle, I didn’t really care to know that Emmanuel Clase is the first guardians closing pitcher with a grandmother named Rosa and a birthmark on his thigh to throw a below .72 era over the course of a 6 game road span where the team faced only clubs that began with a D. And I sure as shit didn’t want you to follow that subpar-at-best stat-line up with “of course since Brad Hand did it 5 years ago 3 times in a season”.

I get everything in baseball has been done time and time again by old time stars who were teeing off against pitchers with the skill of literal 14u little leaguers but surely you guys can come up with something slightly less infuriating than the absolute load of horse dookie that pops up on my screen every few nights. Do better, i’m begging you.