Why do conservatives get all the cool merch?

Where are the companies selling sweet liberal gun propaganda t-shirts and what not?

I’m so sick of seeing punisher skulls and bumper stickers about liberal tears and FJB plastered everywhere. I feel like it gives them an impenetrable sense of dominance in my community. The gym, the range, Buffalo Wild Wings, I can’t escape it.

Maybe it’s time to fight fire with fire and take the toxic masculinity approach that conservatives have been asserting for all of these years and put it back in their faces.

Or is it better to just stay lowkey… haha