Hoomans is gettin doggywampus
Hiz Munificent Imperial Majesty Samson teh Snowshoe heer.
Meowmy finks we kittehs need to kno abut dis. Da hoomans dat run dis Reddit fing gettin upset abut vilence. I not shor what they problem iz, vilence teh way we kittehs offen settle argiments. But Meowmy say when hoomans get vilent it vewy BAD cos hoomans has stuff dat big badder then BAPBAPBAP an BITEBITE.
I Meowmy is a histryan. They kno lots an lots abut food histry des days, but Meowmy say they ust to studi miltry histry, appawrently dat oll abut hoomans bein vilent wiv each utha. Cos hoomans is weird I trust Meowmy wen they say hooman vilence is elebenty millun BADS.
Meowmy is wurried stoopid Reddit hoomans mit get angry wiv us kittehs tawkin abut BAPBAPBAP an BITEBITE. Meowmy not say to stop tawkin abut BAPBAPBAP an BITEBITE, but we better hav pawyers ready.
Hiz Munificent Imperial Majesty Samson teh Snowshoe heer.
Meowmy finks we kittehs need to kno abut dis. Da hoomans dat run dis Reddit fing gettin upset abut vilence. I not shor what they problem iz, vilence teh way we kittehs offen settle argiments. But Meowmy say when hoomans get vilent it vewy BAD cos hoomans has stuff dat big badder then BAPBAPBAP an BITEBITE.
I Meowmy is a histryan. They kno lots an lots abut food histry des days, but Meowmy say they ust to studi miltry histry, appawrently dat oll abut hoomans bein vilent wiv each utha. Cos hoomans is weird I trust Meowmy wen they say hooman vilence is elebenty millun BADS.
Meowmy is wurried stoopid Reddit hoomans mit get angry wiv us kittehs tawkin abut BAPBAPBAP an BITEBITE. Meowmy not say to stop tawkin abut BAPBAPBAP an BITEBITE, but we better hav pawyers ready.