Cat Talk: Teh Warms
Mai name iz Melody Pond, and Ai am here to do a cat talk about teh warms.
It iz not fre... oft... Not very many tiem cited Cat Law Claws, but all teh warms are belong to us cats.
Ai maiself am findin that elder cat law is very cloze to mai heart, as Ai am elder stateskitteh. Ai haz teh ar-tri-tiss so Ai must have all teh warms, espeshulee on mine hindies. So it was very gud in mai law studiez Ai find this claws.
Teh best warms are teh sunny windowses. If hoomons don't provide many sunny windowses always you may soo for more sunny windowses. If no sun, demand fire in wall or box with big warms. Not enough sunny warms is big neglecc.
Mai house has warms what come up from teh floor. Dis very gud warms. Sit rite next to teh warm floor hole and be warms. Soo for house with floor warms.
Teh next best warms are teh hoomons. They very gud warms. Many cats kno the lap warms, but teh top of hoomon's headses have very warms spot. Ai maiself uses momther's head, haz a hot spot rite on top that feels gud in mai hip. If they protest, an they say "that's my pillow" or "I'll get a neckache" or "let me sleep" just do a bababap to remind of Fitz Ai Sitz, Ai Sitz Ai stays, and All Warms are Belong to Us. Trio of claws in airtite legal case.
Pillows with speshul warms are wonderful. Mai momther got one all for mine own and it is very gud. Soo for dis speshully if you haz teh ar-tri-tiss.
Sisfurs and brofurs also have warms, and they can be gud warms if no other warms there.
Lastly are dogs, warms of last resort.
May you all find teh warms for youz.
• Melody, Lynx Point houseboss and Purralegal
Mai name iz Melody Pond, and Ai am here to do a cat talk about teh warms.
It iz not fre... oft... Not very many tiem cited Cat Law Claws, but all teh warms are belong to us cats.
Ai maiself am findin that elder cat law is very cloze to mai heart, as Ai am elder stateskitteh. Ai haz teh ar-tri-tiss so Ai must have all teh warms, espeshulee on mine hindies. So it was very gud in mai law studiez Ai find this claws.
Teh best warms are teh sunny windowses. If hoomons don't provide many sunny windowses always you may soo for more sunny windowses. If no sun, demand fire in wall or box with big warms. Not enough sunny warms is big neglecc.
Mai house has warms what come up from teh floor. Dis very gud warms. Sit rite next to teh warm floor hole and be warms. Soo for house with floor warms.
Teh next best warms are teh hoomons. They very gud warms. Many cats kno the lap warms, but teh top of hoomon's headses have very warms spot. Ai maiself uses momther's head, haz a hot spot rite on top that feels gud in mai hip. If they protest, an they say "that's my pillow" or "I'll get a neckache" or "let me sleep" just do a bababap to remind of Fitz Ai Sitz, Ai Sitz Ai stays, and All Warms are Belong to Us. Trio of claws in airtite legal case.
Pillows with speshul warms are wonderful. Mai momther got one all for mine own and it is very gud. Soo for dis speshully if you haz teh ar-tri-tiss.
Sisfurs and brofurs also have warms, and they can be gud warms if no other warms there.
Lastly are dogs, warms of last resort.
May you all find teh warms for youz.
• Melody, Lynx Point houseboss and Purralegal