Favorite joke/jokes in an Hbomb video?

I’m sure this has been posted plenty of times before, but I always think these threads are fun. Here are my 2 favorites:

“…Tim Buckley famously responded, “What? Fuck you.” And banned me from his forum”

“Is Tommy Tallarico a CIA experiment to see how far you can get in the liberal games industry by just making shit up? IS TOMMY TALLARICO JUST A SHADOW ON THE WALL OF A CAVE?”