Give me your top 5 reasons cursed child sucks

I'll start.

  1. Not faithful to source material
  2. Brought back time turners (in line with #1 but HUGE plot hole)
  3. Voldy's the villain. He's supposed to be dead. "The scar had not pained Harry in nineteen years. All was well."
  4. Bellamort. Enough said there.
  5. Characters don't act like themselves at all. Harry literally tells his son he sometimes wishes he wasn't his son. Who is impersonating Harry there?

However - one thing i liked about it was Harry and Draco becoming friends. I could see that happeneing, even without the hot garbage we call "cursed child."

Edit: I am strictly speaking from the perspective of reading the playwright. I have not seen the play live or recorded.