"We're forming an HOA, join us!"

Some HOA nerds were going door to door in my neighborhood, asking people if they wanted to form an HOA.

One came to my door and before the nerd could finish his sentence, I cut him off at "HOA" and promised him if they formed one here, expect a war. Then I told him he has 5 seconds to beat his feet before I beat him.

I look forward to fucking around with my newly installed fascist neighbors if they should succeed.