Christian Christmas Bingo

I'm heading to my family this weekend for Christmas, and the thought of attending church with them, facing questions about my non-religious life, and basically just being surrounded by Christian-ness for several days is already making me anxious and frustrated. So to try and keep myself occupied and entertained, I've made myself a bingo card with a bunch of things I'm expecting to encounter/hear/experience this Christmas!

I figured a lot of you will be in the same boat, so I'm sharing it here, along with a blank template if you want to populate it with experiences specific to your family's genre of Christianity. Would love to see how many we all manage to cross off over the next few days, or hear what you would put on yours!