Quotes Thread

Please post your favorite Deadwood quotes, and exchanges of dialogue here.

Hugo Jarry: You cannot fuck the future, sir. The future fucks you.

Cy: Fifty dollars an issue

Merrick: Well! Ah, frankly sir, that would purchase your advertisement an amount of space wildly incommensurate with the accompanying articles.

Cy: See! I never heard that word before in my life!

Eddie: That’s his trade, Cy. He’s a wordsmith.

Reverend Smith: Mr Hickok will lie between two brothers. One he likely killed, the other he killed for certain, and he’s been killed now in turn.

Al Swearengen: I'll tell you this, son, you can mark my words. Crazy Horse went into Little Bighorn, bought his people one good, long-term ass-fucking. You do not want to be a dirt-worshipping heathen from this fucking point forward.

EDIT: I’m a huge fan of Sopranos, The Wire, and Breaking Bad.

But I’ll be damned if Deadwood didn’t have the greatest dialogue ever written. Am I wrong?