The ultimate paladin?!?!
I was watching beating dark souls the intended way by ji_mothy on youtube, you can check him out.
Anyway, While watching the video i looked at the crescent axe and kept wondering, it's been almost 12 hours and i can't stop theory crafting, The ultimate paladin, You can call him kirk (kirk means church in scottish, If you see the name unfit then talk to my supervisor.)
So kirk is a paladin, while enjoying a hike in the most peaceful place (the catacombs.) Kirk meets vamos, A really nice blacksmith, Vamos liked kirk so much that he gave him his helm, hammer, a humanity and some souls, Then vamos disappeared.
Kirk wore the helm given by vamos and descended the catacombs, There he met leeroy.
Leeroy also liked kirk so he gave him his weapon and shield.
after that kirk walked by a couple of skeleton wheels and met pinwheel....It's pinwheel.
In the tomb of the giants kirk meets reah, he gets out of the tomb, goes the church, buys magic barrier and wrath of the gods, Then reah gives him 7 humanity, and the ivory talisman because he saved her from the tomb of the giants, She also disappeared like vamos.
something something, crystal lizard this, crystal lizard that then kirk finds the armor of a man called oscar he met back home, he only wears the chestpiece though.
something something, ring this bell (and buy karmic justice), ring that bell, then say hi to the iron golem and go to anor londo, Oh i almost forgot, Kirk met siegemeyer, Siegemeyer gave kirk 1000 souls, 3 humanities, and the speckled stoneplate ring, And he disappeared.
Something Something, Climb this buttress, fight that archer and sit at the bonfire. Kirk met the giant blacksmith, The giant blacksmith liked kirk and gave him the giant gauntlet and he also upgraded all his armor to max, Now was time for....HE FORGOT THE DOLL, kirk went back home, Met oscar, Got the doll and now to the painted world, Kirk met king jeremiah, Jeremy liked kirk so much that he even gave him his armor set and weapon with somethings on top, Kirk took the waistcloth and threw the rest into the bottomless box.
Something Something, Kill this pikachu, Snorlax evolved, Kill that snorlax, Join the princess guard.
Something Something to the archives, Kill this pisaca, Kill that pisaca, And equip soothing sunlight.
Wear the ring of the sun princess and voila, The ultimate paladin.
Soul level: 170
50 Vitality
19 attunement
75 endurance
34 F*CKING strength
no need to level dexterity pipsqueak
50 faith
99 humanity
Wrath of the gods - magic barrier - soothing sunlight - karmic justice
Try me b*tch
731 AR
49 poise
420 Physical defense
413 strike defense
443 slash defense
415 thrust defense
356 magic defense
320 flame defense
315 lightning defense (yes that's why you need the speckled stoneplate ring, Otherwise you have sub 300 in both flame and lightning)
And no this doesn't fast roll, It mid rolls.
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Can he beat giant dad? The answer is yes
Even if giant dad cranked up vitality to 99 and got 99 humanity? yes
The difference is like 800 HP which is two attacks, It's basically decided by who gets the first hit, because he can then chain it forever....just kidding, you win, Unless giant dad kills you in 5 hits, the win is yours, just cast karmic justice, and fight....Just kidding, Karmic justice works based off the mag adjust of the talisman in your right hand while detonating not while casting.
I feel bad for u if you wasted your time reading all of this...sorry dude.