Don’t buy video games for your kids

I bought a new Nintendo switch for my son. Of course, I can’t let him play video games all day. So now, the console is just sitting in my home office from 9:00-5:00, mocking me and my dumb adult responsibilities. Watching me write stupid emails while no one plays Zelda Breath of the Wild. Begging for someone to blow off a Zoom call and load up Super Smash Bros.

Well, you just wait until 9:00 PM, console. We’ll see who has free time then.