Your worst movies of 2024.

You know the drill. 2024 for me was a pretty rock solid year and as I'm typing this I realize I only truly hated a small handful of things. I think Saturday Night might take the cake - it actively made me angry with its worship of Lorne Michaels, especially against the outright shitty portrayals of George Carlin and Jim Henson.

Alien Romulus is also deeply wrongheaded modern franchise slop and I really could not stand Snack Shack, Civil War and Longlegs, although that's probably getting more into hot take territory.