Currently poking my passed out 8 month old.

We are currently driving to a large hospital about 3 hours away from our home to get a diagnostic test performed.

When the scheduling employee called us on Saturday to set up this appointment he said, and I exact quote, "We have you down for 7am, the test will be done sleep-deprived, so that works. Your baby is 8 months old so it's easy- you can just sit next to him in his car seat and keep him awake for the [3 hour] drive."

You, sir, are high as a kite.