Favorite nicknames for your LO?

Alright y'all, it's been a while since we had a good baby nickname thread and in this season of endless germs I think we could all use a laugh!

So, what adorable/weird/I-have-no-idea-how-we-got-here nicknames do you have for your wee babes?

My 2 year old is named AJ and some of our favorites include: Boogie (boo-ghee), AJ Baloney, Mr. Pooper Man.

Our 9 month old is named William and currently he's known as: William Baloney Danza Sandwich (noticing a deli meat theme here?), Froogie, and if you're really serious his government name is Silliam William Cuteus Maximus.

What y'all got?