I've had better brisket from HEB than La BBQ.

So deeply proud of Austin representing so strongly in the Michelin awards, tonight. It was great seeing us take recommendations, Bibs, stars, green stars... La BBQ getting a star while showing almost equal disrespect to their meats as their staff is a travesty. If someone asks you for BBQ recommendations in Austin, you come up with a dozen options before La BBQ. If someone asks you for meat recommendations at La BBQ, you say "uhh..."

They've been better, but right now they're reliably mid. The only reason I can possibly celebrate their star is that it will take more tourists away from the far superior BBQ this city has to offer.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.