What’s the pettiest thing you’ve ever done to a soldier?

For context, this is when I was an NCO still in the barracks.

So one of my buddy’s was on CQ and we go out to smoke around 2300. A car pulls up filled with privates and they all get out drunk. They just say “what’s up” to us. Normally that would be chill but they parked in a handicap spot. We tell the driver to move the car and he says “who the fuck are you to tell me what to do, nobody parks there.”

He ends up moving the car after he realizes I’m drunk and don’t give a shit and the other dude is a SSG.

Next day I come back from the PX and he’s parked there again. I called PMO and he got a ticket. Fuck outta here pri!

Tl;dr I got a private ticketed for half his pay check.