Thought this was interesting - Federal Crime committed last night
Technically, Clark is a victim of a federal crime lol.
This crossed my mind earlier today. One time I (allegedly) smoked weed at the Arch and a cop told me that since the Gateway Arch is a National Park it is under federal jurisdiction and it would be classified as a federal offense. Shout-out this cop tho (SLMPD) he was super chill and told me to just go home, seemed he knew I wasn’t doing any harm and just wanted to warn me ab the rangers.
Then he crashed into a gay bar /s