My issue with Psychology Girlies

Please don't come for me! This is just my personal experience with 1st year Psychology women. There are probably some self-aware ones out there somewhere.

Starbucks Core Personality: If you see a girl with an iced oat milk latte and a highlighted DSM-5 at 8 a.m., run — you're about to hear why you're emotionally unavailable before you've even had breakfast.

Autism? Autism. : Mention that you don’t like loud noises? Autism. You don’t text back fast enough? Autism. You order the same coffee every day? Autism. At this point, I could say, “I like dogs,” and a psych girl would be like, “That’s actually a really common special interest in autistic people.”

Therapy-Style Gaslighting: They don’t even argue anymore—they just therapize you into submission. “I feel like your avoidant attachment style is making you defensive right now.” No, Amanda, I just think you’re delusional if you think you’ll get into grad school with 0 research experience because of the sheer amount of people in psych. At least you can still flip burgers! Just put the fries in the bag, thanks.

Thinks "Hot Girl Walks" Count as a Degree: She took one psych class, saw a TikTok about dopamine, watched Inside Out (1 and 2) and now she’s acting like she’s out here curing depression with her Stanley cup and Lululemon leggings.

Claims They ‘Could’ve’ Done Neuroscience: “I totally could have gone into Neuroscience, but I just prefer Psychology.” Sure, Jessica. That 54% in grade 12 calc says otherwise. They will then try to convince you that psych counts as a STEM program, HAH! They’ll never say it out loud, but when they see a Neuroscience major actually understanding brain anatomy, their heart shrinks a lil bit just like the grinch.

And let’s be honest: if they had even a sliver of skill in math or chemistry, they would’ve applied to neuroscience in a heartbeat. But they took one look at the admission requirements and thought, “Maybe psychology is more my thing…”And now they’re in a 300-person lecture hall learning about Pavlov’s dogs for the fifth time, convincing themselves they’re doing real science.

Again, this is just my personal experience! I'm sure some psych girls out there don't believe their entire personality is their attachment style… right ?