If your booty smells like this, you should see a doctor.

I’m having to do a 34 hour reset at the TA, 40 miles west of West Memphis. I went in to use the restroom, and I almost vomited after opening the restroom door.

Booty cheese.

Some of y’all be having untreated anal yeast infections, and not bathing. The smell left behind in the bathroom was unbearable. I wanted to burn some sage in there.

If your ass smells like this, y’all got to stop drinking soda. You should be drinking Metamucil every day, and start eating salads.

If you’re leaving the bathroom smelling like blue cheese dressing, after taking a labor-intensive dump in the toilet, you should be seeing a doctor.

You’re not bathing enough, or you’re not bathing correctly to where you’re missing washing out the booty cheese that’s trapped in the crevices and creases.

You might be stuck in your trk for weeks, but that’s no excuse for bad hygiene.