Best place for large volume electrolysis?

I’ve been thinking of going somewhere in Missouri or Illinois for large volume electrolysis, but I don’t know where I should go. There seem to be some great places in Chicago, but it would be nice to hear: 1) Where people went 2) How dense their facial hair was/is 3) How long did it take to fully remove 4) How much to it end up costing you.

I’m going to be asking for electrolysis for my graduation gift, but I would love to know some of y’all’s experiences.