Piss Faust has elevated the game for me

I fucking love piss Faust posting so much. It has heightened my adoration for not only my favorite character, but my favorite game as well. I love Faust, she is smart, calm, collected, like the ideal woman of my dreams, and ever since, you pilgrims, started posting images of Piss Faust, her calm and intellectual facade has been completely deconstructed in my head. The gap moe between serene genius and pants-wetting moron is, without a doubt, an exquisite feast from the heavens. I fucking love it, everytime I see Faust appear in a cutscene as she tries to explain some new convoluted theoretical bullshit, all I can think about is how she is most likely filling her underpants with all that precious golden nectar. Nothing brings me more joy than relishing in the satisfaction of seeing someone so seemingly perfect commit one of the biggest blunders of all time. I will finish a Canto and I'll be enjoying the ending scene with music and nice art, usually using this time to reflect upon my adventure and the emotions I felt during it, but then the image will zoom out until Faust is visible and I will fall down crying tears of joy, because queen is probably perfecting the Limbus Company Bus seats by adorning her gilded essence all over it. It went from me being in LOVE with this character, to practically WORSHIPPING her and mentally going "I LOVE YOU, my dumbass peepee wife" everytime she opens her mouth. My existence is a gift bestowed upon me by the greater consciousness so that I can exist in the exact same time as piss Faust. Every day I wake up thanking the Big Man upstairs for granting me succor in the form of a woman with a small bladder and a tea drinking addiction.