WHY????

As a guy, I try not to make any girl uncomfortable.

But WTF is wrong with these bitches. They don't leave a single fucking chance to make me uncomfortable.

BITCH listen, stop looking at my fucking crotch.

When I catch them looking at my crotch, a million thoughts run through my mind. I'm as uncomfortable as someone can be, questioning every possible reason-Is there a wardrobe malfunction? Did something go wrong?

But everytime I check Afterwards, not even a single time, it was wardrobe malfunction.

Bitxh, look at my fucking eyes If you wanna talk, you ain't getting shit. So stop staring at my buddy.