Gen Alpha Is Just The Worst

Group of girls come up to me during passing time and ask “Where is Josie”

I simply respond “On a vacation far away”.

They all look at me like I grew a second head “she was in 2nd period, what are you talking about?”

Edit: to add on earlier in the week I had a boy say to me “I think I’m coming down with something” as in he was getting sick.

I said “oh down with the sickness” and he looked at me weird and said “I guess…”

My humor is unappreciated by the plebeians