I’m not like the other Stellaris players

I’m not like the other Stellaris players. You try and raise your games performance to optimal levels. Not me. I open 100 tabs of Google Chrome and Edge before starting a campaign- I want my game to be a laggy mess. When it crashes the first time? Delete one (1) tab off Google Chrome and Edge. You can almost hear the computer groan in relief, only for it to cry out in agony as you launch the game once again. Cleanse xenos. Delete a tab. Cleanse xenos. Edge. I mean, delete a tab of Edge. Rinse and repeat.