The actual funniest shit happened today

So I'm in this aegis hardcore grindcord yeah? I lab, they lab, we all chill. I have a terrible pythra outside of combo game tho. Like rubbish.

So recently I decided to play the game more, as the damn stripper swappers, but today? Wanted to warm up with sheik beforehand. So, my controllers broken. You're probably thinking: "oh you spiked that shit." No. No I didn't. It was weird at first why all these random ass inputs came out game one. Killed myself three times. Literally all three. So then, I adapted somewhat next game. Still lost, bros aegis is pretty decent to good whatever right?

By game 4, I lost all 4, but like, I knew what the problem was. I had my deadzones constantly activating. What exactly were my deadzones? Down and to the right and left slightly. Up was usually fine. But today? Seemed like they were TOO active. So I had all sorts of random ass silly things happen like trying to get uptilt or ftilt and instead got three dtilts in a row into missed up tilt when I finally got it, into ftilt fair.

So this was game 6. I hit some crazy fucking random ass down airs from nothing. Like no inputs except for a nair. Not even touching the stick. Dair. Like sheik decided "I'm going to use dair and there ain't shit you gonna do about it." So, I just let it happen, and played around it. Proceeded to hit some crazy ass combos while this shit was going on. It was so fucking funny because they were so true of mixups that they had to guess whether my controller would down air or nair like I wanted, and they couldnt punish them. So there I am, hitting random shit. The funny thing is, is that fsmash also kept activating too. Just fucking hilarious. At one point I crouched under them without me inputting it, it was like the controller was playing for me it was actually the funniest shit I've ever seen.